OFFICIAL SIGHTING REPORT ★ SAMSQUATCH SQUAD ★

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Congratulations, Explorer. — The Samsquatch Squad —

You've found a member of Samsquatch's crew, out on assignment somewhere aboard this ship — safari, sea, or snow, you never quite know who's next. Here's the story of who we are, where they came from, and what to do next.

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Who We Are

Squad:
The Samsquatch Squad
Vessel:
Our 2026 cruise, wherever the gangway leads
Crew:
Samsquatch, plus his safari, ocean, and Antarctic friends

We're a family who can't resist tucking small, strange, wonderful things into unexpected places. Somewhere between packing sunscreen and arguing about carry-on weight, we decided this cruise needed a little extra magic — so we brought reinforcements. Small, furry, wide-eyed reinforcements, and it turns out Samsquatch doesn't travel alone.

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Where They Came From

Legend has it that long before this ship ever left port, a very small Sasquatch stowed away in a duffel bag, chasing the smell of soft-serve ice cream up the gangway. He wasn't alone for long. Word got around, and one by one, the others turned up too — a lion who got tired of the heat and hopped a plane, a crab who wandered off a coral reef and never wandered back, a penguin who took one look at Antarctica and decided a cruise sounded better. Nobody quite knows how Samsquatch finds them. Only that wherever he goes, the rest of the crew tends to follow.

What we do know is this: Samsquatch and his friends love an audience, but they love hiding even more — savanna, sea, and snow alike. So the Squad's job is simple: tuck them into a good hiding spot, and let the ship do the rest.

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Field Notes for Finders

  • 1
    Say hello. You've officially been chosen — not everyone spots a Samsquatch.
  • 2
    Snap a photo. Whoever you found — Samsquatch himself, or one of his safari, ocean, or Antarctic crew — and wherever you found them. Bonus points for a dramatic pose.
  • 3
    Add it to the wall. Post your photo, plus a line or two about your sighting, to the live Sighting Log below — no account or sign-in needed.
  • 4
    Keep it, or set it loose again. Take it home as a souvenir, or hide it somewhere new for the next explorer — gently, they've traveled a long way to meet you.
  • 5
    Keep looking. Samsquatch didn't come alone. His crew is scattered all over the ship, waiting to be found.
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Sighting Log

This wall fills up live, right through the whole voyage — safari, sea, and snow critters alike. Tap in, drop your photo and a bit of your story, and watch the sightings roll in from everywhere the crew has been hiding.